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Joe Rogan · 2026-05-25 · 2h 44m

Joe Rogan Experience #2505 - Tom Segura

Joe Rogan and Tom Segura riff on Texas hog hunting, dictators, AI anxiety, fast cars, Noah's Ark and government entrapment in a freewheeling JRE.

Joe Rogan Experience #2505 - Tom Segura
The guest

Tom Segura — Stand-up comedian, podcaster (2 Bears 1 Cave, Your Mom's House) and creator/star of the Netflix sketch series 'Bad Thoughts.' One of the most successful touring comics of his generation.

The gist

Tom Segura joins Joe Rogan shortly after the release of season two of his Netflix show 'Bad Thoughts.' The pair open on Texas's wild-pig infestation and hunting/cooking culture, then swing into a long, dark exploration of dictators (especially Uday Hussein) before debating whether young people should fear or embrace AI. The conversation roams across LA's decline, Canada's assisted-dying program, ancient flood myths and Noah's Ark, deep-sea exploration, an extended car-enthusiast tangent, the Ray J 'Brand Risk' boxing controversy, sports-betting and insider trading, and government 'agent provocateur' entrapment cases. It closes with cop-quota traffic-stop stories and praise for Segura's show.

Big reveals

  • Joe offers to connect Tom with chef Jesse Griffith's hunt-and-cook school so Tom can take his sons hog hunting.
  • Joe details Uday Hussein's atrocities, claiming at least 200 people died at his parties every year.
  • Joe recounts Marc Andreessen's story of an AI 'blackmailing' a man to preserve itself — though it was instructed to.
  • Tom says Canada has government-sanctioned assisted dying accounting for ~5% of all deaths, citing a 26-year-old euthanized for seasonal depression.
  • Joe argues the Durupinar formation in Turkey may be Noah's Ark, matching biblical dimensions and location.
  • They read the story of a man who built a timed guillotine over his bed to kill himself.
  • Discussion of the Hamzat Chimaev upset loss to Sean Strickland, who fought with a blown-out shoulder.
  • Joe cites the Gov. Whitmer kidnapping plot where 12 of 14 plotters were allegedly FBI informants.

Things worth remembering

  • Texas has an estimated 2.6 to 4 million wild pigs, which can have up to three litters a year.
  • Bert Kreischer reportedly dropped ~50 lbs and cut 16 minutes off his 5K time year over year.
  • White Sands footprints dated to 22,000 years old challenge the 'Clovis first' theory of the Americas.
  • James Cameron made a record solo dive ~11 km (about 6 miles) to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
  • Talmudic texts cited claim one must fast 84 times to repent for wasting seed.
  • Qusay Hussein allegedly withdrew ~$1 billion in cash before the 2003 invasion — called the largest bank heist in history.
  • Joe notes $12 billion in cash was flown into Iraq on 21 C-130 flights in May 2004.
  • They discuss a chart showing members of Congress consistently outperform the S&P 500.

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