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Joe Rogan · 2024-06-27 · 3h 04m

Joe Rogan Experience #1947 - Chris Distefano

Comedian Chris Distefano riffs on his glow-up, intermittent fasting, true crime, masculinity, and his street-smart father's wild wisdom.

Joe Rogan Experience #1947 - Chris Distefano
The guest

Chris Distefano — Stand-up comedian, podcaster (Chrissy Chaos) and former pediatric physical therapist from Queens, NYC; touring nationally with a Radio City Music Hall date.

The gist

Chris Distefano joins Joe Rogan for a freewheeling, mostly comedic conversation anchored by his recent 'glow up'—new luxury watch, sunglasses, and a 35-pound weight loss from intermittent fasting using the Zero app. They drift through homelessness, policing and stop-and-frisk, true-crime stories (Ted Bundy, Henry Lee Lucas, the Idaho murders), and the 1939 Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden. A recurring thread is Chris's father—a third-grade-educated, street-smart, sometimes violent man whose unconventional advice shaped Chris's views on fatherhood, addiction, and ambition. The episode closes on imposter syndrome, social-media detox, fitness protocols, and Chris's emotional, self-deprecating honesty.

Big reveals

  • Chris lost 35 pounds and transformed his life through intermittent fasting after a birthday breakdown crying uncontrollably in the shower.
  • Chris admits on-air that his cool glasses are non-prescription and that he'd been lying about needing them, taking them off in real time.
  • Chris's father, divorced from his mother for 15 years, crossed the street and beat up the man who cheated on her when Chris was 15.
  • Chris's dad coached him to 'get your mother pregnant with the idea of being pregnant' to ease news of an out-of-wedlock baby.
  • A new vet tech accidentally injected Chris's dying dog Larry with electrolytes instead of euthanasia drugs, briefly reviving him.
  • Chris confesses he almost cancelled the appearance because he felt like a fraud; Joe explains imposter syndrome is universal among successful people.

Things worth remembering

  • Joe explains powerlifters like JuJu Mufu sniff smelling salts before lifting to shock the central nervous system.
  • A bakery still standing in Chris's Ridgewood, Queens neighborhood catered the 1939 pro-American Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden.
  • They note President James Buchanan was widely known to be gay and is the only US president with no first lady.
  • The Henry Lee Lucas case: a drifter who confessed to hundreds of murders he likely could not have committed.
  • Roughly 1,000 to 1,800 train derailments occur in the US each year, with about 1,049 logged in 2022.
  • AthleanX's 'efficient reps' method took Chris from 10 to 20 pull-ups in about six weeks.
  • Louis CK advised Chris that older kids give parents less but more precious time, so being present now matters most.
  • Chris's father warned in 2010 that Twitter would be 'the worst thing for society' because not everyone is meant to be talking.

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“very nice guy he gave me a beautiful pair of sunglasses like with like rose-colored Shades yeah they're very nice their transition lenses” — Chris Distefano 00:00:37
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“I instantly put it on my beautiful watch beautiful watch I instantly put it on and it took me back to 2010” — Chris Distefano 00:33:27
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“the uh zero intermittent fasting app is awesome that's all he wrote and I said I'm gonna download that app right now” — Chris Distefano 00:26:15
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