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Joe Rogan · 2024-06-27 · 3h 13m

Joe Rogan Experience #2006 - Brian Simpson

Joe Rogan and comedian Brian Simpson riff on the Titan submersible disaster, gambling, smelling salts, video games, sharks, and human risk-taking.

Joe Rogan Experience #2006 - Brian Simpson
The guest

Brian Simpson — Stand-up comedian, Marine Corps veteran, and host of the podcast 'BS with Brian Simpson'.

The gist

A loose, wide-ranging conversation recorded while the OceanGate Titan submersible was still missing, which becomes the recurring anchor of the episode. Rogan and Simpson speculate about the sub's design failures, the fired whistleblower, and how horrific the deaths would be, returning to it repeatedly between tangents. They cover longevity-obsessed billionaires, gambling addiction, Korean Air's hierarchy-driven crashes, coyotes and rabies, shark and whale attacks, and the addictive design of casinos and video games. A long comedic centerpiece has both men sniffing increasingly potent smelling salts on-air and reacting in pain. Throughout, Simpson talks comedy clubs, the Mothership's open-mic culture, and his love of Diablo 4.

Big reveals

  • They detail OceanGate's 2018 warnings: director David Lockridge flagged the Titan's viewport was only rated to ~1,300m (not the ~4,000m Titanic depth) and was fired.
  • Discussion of Bruce Willis allegedly selling AI 'digital twin' rights due to his aphasia, with an on-air correction that reports conflict on whether he actually did.
  • Simpson explains his obsession with the Bug-A-Salt fly gun via a story about swarms of starving flies during his first Iraq deployment.
  • Rogan and Simpson sniff an extremely potent batch of smelling salts on-air, react in genuine pain, and nearly halt the show.
  • They note Elizabeth Holmes is heading to prison in Texas and had children shortly before, speculating it was a sociopathic bid for leniency.
  • Korean Air's crash record is tied to cultural hierarchy in the cockpit; switching pilots to English helped flatten deference (per Gladwell).
  • A rabies story: a 21-year-old BC man was lightly nicked by a bat, didn't seek treatment, and died six weeks later when symptoms appeared.

Things worth remembering

  • They reference the old 'happiness plateaus around $70,000 of income' saying, joking it's probably ~$85,000 now.
  • The longevity-obsessed billionaire reportedly takes ~40 vitamins twice daily, gets blood transfusions from his son, and even counts his nighttime erections.
  • Low WHOOP 'recovery' scores despite feeling fine became an early signal that someone had caught COVID.
  • AirTags/SmartTags have no GPS themselves; they only report location by pinging off nearby phones, so Apple's market dominance makes AirTags more accurate.
  • Persecuting coyotes backfires: lost pack members trigger larger litters and territory expansion, so coyotes now live in every major North American city.
  • Casinos track players via loyalty cards and legally must hit jackpots within set spans, drip-feeding small wins to keep gamblers hooked.
  • Toxoplasmosis from cats rewires rats to be sexually aroused by cat urine, making them seek out cats and get eaten.
  • Gladwell argues the safest airlines come from cultures with low 'power distance' that don't enforce strict hierarchy in the cockpit.

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Bug-A-Salt

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“I got one and I was like everyone should have one of these like I would be their spokesperson if they paid me” — Brian Simpson 00:39:22
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Coyote America

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Succession

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“succession was great [ __ ] great show yeah [ __ ] great show and the ending holy [ __ ] man” — Brian Simpson 00:31:36
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“American Psycho that was a great movie dude awesome the book is even more [ __ ] up” — Brian Simpson 01:13:10
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“Diablo 4 just came out that [ __ ] took my [ __ ] life I took three days off and I played it for 3 Days” — Brian Simpson 02:39:36
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“everybody's telling you you have to see it yeah and they were right it was great but it's they just caught lightning in a bottle” — Joe Rogan 01:42:42
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